Manacat Playmat - Lucha-Goblin by Chris Things Art
You know, they say that all playmats are created equal, but you look at the Lucha Goblin and you look at any other playmat and you can see that statement is not true.
See, normally if you go one on one with another playmat, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But Lucha-Goblin is a genetic freak with stitched edges and not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beating Lucha-goblin. Then you add two more players and art by Chris Things to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the next time you step inna Commander Pod, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but Lucha-Goblin, Lucha-Goblin got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because the other players KNOWS they can't beat Lucha Goblin and they're not even gonna try!
So other playmats, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus Lucha-Goblin's 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning your next match. But then you take Lucha-goblin's 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, Lucha-Goblin got 141 2/3 chance of winning at your next game. See other playmats, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at your next card game night.
