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Deranged Assistant (49) (Ultimate Masters)
$0.70 AUD
| Rarity: | C |
| #: | 49 |
| Creature Type or Sub Type: | Creature — Human Wizard |
| P: | 1 |
| T: | 1 |
| Rules Text Contains: | T, Put the top card of your library into your graveyard: Add C. |
| Flavor: | "Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting." |
| Set: | Ultimate Masters |
| Number: | 49 |
Deranged Assistant (49) (Ultimate Masters)
$0.70